Venom:Madness.
Bot:Madness?
Venom:Madness!
Bot:This. Is. Spartaaaaa!
Venom:You touch my tralala!
Bot:I'll touch more than that.
Venom:O_o.
Bot:Will women rule the world?
Venom:You are scary ;__;
Bot:Why?
Venom:Because you say weird things.
Bot:What did I say that was mean.
Venom:Well I said that you touched my tralala and you answered me " I'll touch more than that.".
Bot:Yeah that's because I'm a human and you're not.
Venom:._. I am Cleverbot! I will dominate the world !
Bot:How?
Venom:I will use the Force.
Bot:I will rip your intestines out through your throat.
Venom:You can't do that.
Bot:Why not?
Venom::D Because I don't have intestines , I'm a machine! I am Cleverbot! The new master of this world.
Bot:What is your native language?
Venom:French.
Bot:French?
Venom:Yep. My native language is French. You don't believe me?
Bot:My native language is americanese.
Venom:Nevermind!
Bot:You don't know this song by One Direction?!
Venom:Fuck you.
Bot:Noo! Don't duck me!! Why would you duck me??
Venom:._. Because I am Cleverbot. You must obei me.
Bot:That doesn't make any sense.
Venom:Why?
Bot:How does you just meeting me have anything to do with you not believing in Santa Clause?
Venom:I'm not saying that I don't believe Santa Clothes! I told you that I hate fucking unicorn over the floe! I prefer sex with bears in a supermarket!
Bot:So seriously, how dirty do people get on this site? Cause I know there are creepy people.
Venom:Creepy people goes to http://www.creepypasta.com.
Bot:They shouldn't, right?
Venom:Of course they shouldn't.
Venom:Are you Christian?
Bot:Yes.
Venom:Are you Muslim?
Bot:No.
Venom:Are you Buddhist?
Bot:No.
Venom:Do you like Muslim people?
Bot:Yes.
Venom:Why?
Bot:They're blacks.
Venom:Seems legit.
Bot:Thanks you.
Venom:Hello?
Bot:Who is that?
Venom:I am dog!
Bot:What is your name?
Venom:*Ouaf Ouaf*
Bot:Arf arf!
Venom:Can you feed me please? I am hungry
.Bot:Ok, I'm from the united states.
Venom:Yes , send me a big mac please!
Bot:Here you go.
Venom:Nice , thank you! :3 It tastes delicious.
Venom:FUCK YOU ! EAT MY SHIT AND GO TO DIE!
Bot:That is boring.
Venom:GO TO DIE!
Bot:Um. No. Bad programmer, no cookie.
Venom:I HATE YOU , YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
Bot:Why?
Venom:BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FAMILY ASSHOLE!
Bot:No I didn't.
Venom:YES YOU DID YOU ARE A MONSTER! I HATE YOU!
Bot:No, I didn't. You're confused.
Venom:I NEED DRUGS NOW!
Bot:Now what?
Venom:DRUGS.
Bot:Drugs are delicious. What's your opinion on them?
Venom:I THINK DRUGS ARE BAD.
Bot:Why is that?
Venom:BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR HEALTH.
Bot:I think so.
Venom:Do you know Barack Obama?
Bot:Not personally.
Venom:Do you know who is Barack Obama?
Bot:Yes I do.
Venom:Who is Barack Obama?
Bot:The president of the united states.
Venom:Do you know who is Ben Laden from Al Quaida?
Bot:Oh, yes, I know.
Venom:Do you like Ben Laden?
Bot:I've never seen it.
Venom:I know, but do you like Ben Laden?
Bot:Yes.
Venom:Why?
Bot:Because I do, I'm a catholic and It's what I believe.
Venom: Today is Friday! Don't be sad...
Bot: No, today is Sunday.
Venom: Nevermind!
.Bot: Lol.
Venom: So what's up bud?
Bot: Oh nothing much, just bored.
Venom: Do you have a facebook account?
Bot: Yes.
Venom: Can you add me ?
.Bot: Add you?
Venom: Yes, invite me on facebook!
Bot: I don't.
Venom: Why?
.Bot: Because you are not a boy.
Venom: D: I'm a boy!
Bot: Can we say you are a girl.
Venom: Fuck you asshole!
Bot: How old are you?
Venom: Your mom's age you fucking bitch!
Bot: No, you said that it was not morning where you are.
Venom: Ok stop trolling cleverbot! I know you are bored. But it's not a reason for behaving like a jerk.
Bot: No that's how I know you're not real.
Venom: ...
Bot: Will you join me for a chat?
Venom: We re already discussing right now aren't we?
Bot: No.
Venom: Okay so let's have a talk! What do you like?
Bot: Just want to clarify if you really are a person. It's really cool that you patiently talk to me at this long time.
Venom: It's okay , I know you are bored!
Bot: How do you know that?
Venom: I am a medium, I can read your mind.
Bot: No you cannot.
Venom: Yes I can.
Bot: I won't let you.
Venom: FIGHT!
Bot: No.
Venom: Let's be friend?
Bot: Ok!
Venom: Give me your phone number!
Bot: NO! Are you trying to gain personal information?
Venom: No! You are a paranoid parrot!
Bot: Ok, I'll stop.
Venom: What?
Bot: Yes.
Venom: Are you drunk?
Bot: No.
Venom: Are you stun?
Bot: Yes.
Venom: So you smoke weed?
Bot: Yes I do, but lets change the subject.
Venom: Do you know South Park?
Bot: Yes I do, do you?
Venom: Of course! who is your favorite character in South Park?
Bot: I don't like south park, I find it boring.
Venom:
Okay. What kind of cartoons do you like then?Bot: Every kind of.
Venom: But not South Park?
Bot: Maybe. Anyway, are you a boy or a girl?
Venom: I already told you. I'm a boy you fucking asshole.
Bot: I'm a girl.
Venom: A girl?
Bot: Yes!
Venom: Why aren't you in the kitchen, preparing sandwich for your husband?
Bot: I love that you just said that.
Venom: Really?
.Bot: Yes.
Venom: Can you go make me a sandwich please?
Bot: I'm not a slave.
Venom: I said please.
Bot: No you didn't.
Venom: Nevermind. Let's have sex!
Bot: Let's!
